How to Use an Argentine AC

It's spring in Buenos Aires now, soon to be summer. I finally wheeled out the little AC unit my landlord pointed out to me months ago but never explained how to use. It took me a few minutes to figure it out and once I did, I couldn't get over how ridiculous it is. I thought I'd share the experience with all of you.
ps- Padfoot didn't realize I was holding a camera so he makes a quick cameo.